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Posted 12 hours ago

The best cure for a dry mouth is a wet vagina.

radicaltoad:

or maybe try some water dumbass

(Source: girl-vs-sex)

Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago

Lets play 20 questions, the first 20 asks I get send I will answer, no matter how personal, creepy or sexual

(Source: rollablades)

Posted 12 hours ago

I believe that
your soul

and
my soul

are
very

old friends.

Mandeq Ahmed, “Mates” (via masoeuretmoi)
Posted 12 hours ago

hippyhoppus:

Kinda wanna cuddle you kinda wanna fuck you against the wall

Posted 12 hours ago
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hotemo420:

i love my dog more than i love myself

(Source: zaynsidethot)

Posted 12 hours ago
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queencrash:

ritornerai:

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

(Source: shingekinowinchester)

Posted 12 hours ago
07v:

this is it. this is the whole show

07v:

this is it. this is the whole show

Posted 12 hours ago
hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

Posted 12 hours ago

officialunitedstates:

I think there should be follower drafts like war drafting except everyone follows me or they go to jail